CAJUN MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN

Artery.................................??????The Study of fine paintings
Barium..................................?????..What you do when CPR fails
Benign..............................??????...What you be after you be eight
Cesarian Section................................??..A district in Rome
Colic..................................................??..A sheep dog
Coma...........................................???....A punctuation mark
Congenital................................................?Friendly
Dilate..............................................????To live longer
Fester....................................................??.Quicker
G.I. Series................?????????..Baseball game between teams of Soldiers
Grippe..................................................??..A suitcase
Hangnail...............................................??.A coat hook
Medical Staff.......................................??..A doctors cane
Minor Operation.......................................?.Coal Digging
Morbid..............................................???.A higher Offer
Nitrate....................................??????Lower than the day rate
Node..................................................???Was aware of
Organic............................................???.Church Musician
Outpatient....................................????.A Person who fainted
Post-operative....................................??...A letter Carrier
Protein...................................??????.In favor of young people
Secretion.........................................???..Hiding anything
Serology...............................??????..Study of English knighthood
Tablet...............................................???..A small table
Tumor................................................???An extra pair
Urine......................................??????Opposite of you're out
Varicose veins................????????Veins which are very close together