JUST FOR THE HUNTERS!

1:00AM--------------Alarm Clock rings
2:00AM--------------Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30AM--------------Throw everthing except kitchen sink into camper
3:00AM--------------Leave for the deep woods
3:05AM--------------Drive back home---pick up gun
3:30AM--------------Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:00AM--------------Set up camp, forgot the @#$%&*? tent
4:30AM--------------Head into the woods
6:05AM--------------See a deer
6:06AM--------------Take aim and squeeze trigger
6:07AM--------------"CLICK"
6:08AM--------------Load gun while watching deer go over the hill
8:00AM--------------Head back to camp
9:00AM--------------Still looking for camp
10:00AM-------------Realize you don't know where camp is
12:00PM-------------Ran out of bullets-----8 deer come by
12:30PM-------------Strange feeling in stomach
12:45PM-------------Realize you ate poison berries
12:50PM-------------Rescued!
12:55PM-------------Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00PM--------------Arrived back at camp
3:30PM--------------Leave camp to kill deer
4:00PM--------------Return to camp for bullets
4:01PM--------------Leave camp again----load gun
5:00PM--------------Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you
6:00PM--------------Arrive at camp, see deer grazing in camp
6:01PM--------------Load gun
6:02PM--------------Fire gun
6:03PM--------------One dead pick-up truck
6:05PM--------------Hunting partner returns draggin 12-point buck
6:07PM--------------Fall into fire
6:10PM--------------Change clothes, throw burned ones on fire
6:15PM--------------Take pick-up truck, leave partner and his deer in woods
6:25PM--------------Pick-up truck boils over----hole shot in block
6:26PM--------------Start walking
6:30PM--------------Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
6:35PM--------------Meet bear
6:36PM--------------Take aim, fire gun, blow up barrel packed with mud
6:37PM--------------Mess in pants
6:38PM--------------Climb tree, quickly
8:00PM--------------Bear departs, wrap @#$%^&* gun around tree
MIDNIGHT------------Home at last!
SUNDAY--------------Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing hunting license into little pieces to place in envelope and mail to game warden, with very clear instructions on where he can put it!!! Trade hunting stories with buddies over a couple of beers.