MONTHLY EMPLOYEE EVALUATION


NAME_______________________�DATE___________________________


KNOWLEDGE:
_______THE S.O.B. REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT.
_______KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS.
_______ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND IS DANGEROUS.
_______F***ING BRAIN DAMAGED. HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q.
ACCURACY:
_______DOES EXCELLENT WORK IF NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY.
_______PRETTY GOOD. ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS.
_______HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOES TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TEN.
_______COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME ANSWER TWICE.
ATTITUDE:
_______EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE(IF YOU KISS HIS ASS FREQUENTLY)
_______BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING.
_______OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS. THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE.
_______DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.
RELIABILITY:
_______REALLY A DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER.
_______WORKS SO HARD THAT HE MUST TAKE AN EXTRA DAY OFF EACH WEEK.
_______CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST ONE OUT THE DOOR.
_______TOTALLY F***ING WORTHLESS.
APPEARANCE:
_______EXTREMELY NEAT, EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR.
_______LOOKS GREAT ON HIS DAY OFF.
_______FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO FOLLOW HIM.
_______DIRTY, FILTHY, SMELLY SON OF A BITCH.
PERFORMANCE:
_______GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH IF THERE IS MONEY IN IT FOR HIM.
_______DOES ALL KINDS� OF GOOD SHIT AT EVALUATION TIME.
_______WORKS WELL AFTER AN ENEMA.
_______COULDN'T DO LESS IF HE WERE IN A COMA.
LEADERSHIP:
_______CARRIES A CHAINSAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS.
_______MACHO ATTITUDE, COMMANDS TOTAL DISGUST.
_______DOG FASTED THREE DAYS LAST TIME HE BROUGHT HOME PORK CHOPS.
_______MOTHER TERESA TOLD HIM TO GET F***ED.

I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the Privacy Act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiences.


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