NAME_______________________�DATE___________________________
| KNOWLEDGE:
_______THE S.O.B. REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT. _______KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS. _______ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND IS DANGEROUS. _______F***ING BRAIN DAMAGED. HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q. |
| ACCURACY:
_______DOES EXCELLENT WORK IF NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY. _______PRETTY GOOD. ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS. _______HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOES TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TEN. _______COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME ANSWER TWICE. |
| ATTITUDE:
_______EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE(IF YOU KISS HIS ASS FREQUENTLY) _______BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING. _______OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS. THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE. _______DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL. |
| RELIABILITY:
_______REALLY A DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER. _______WORKS SO HARD THAT HE MUST TAKE AN EXTRA DAY OFF EACH WEEK. _______CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST ONE OUT THE DOOR. _______TOTALLY F***ING WORTHLESS. |
| APPEARANCE:
_______EXTREMELY NEAT, EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR. _______LOOKS GREAT ON HIS DAY OFF. _______FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO FOLLOW HIM. _______DIRTY, FILTHY, SMELLY SON OF A BITCH. |
| PERFORMANCE:
_______GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH IF THERE IS MONEY IN IT FOR HIM. _______DOES ALL KINDS� OF GOOD SHIT AT EVALUATION TIME. _______WORKS WELL AFTER AN ENEMA. _______COULDN'T DO LESS IF HE WERE IN A COMA. � |
| LEADERSHIP:
_______CARRIES A CHAINSAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS. _______MACHO ATTITUDE, COMMANDS TOTAL DISGUST. _______DOG FASTED THREE DAYS LAST TIME HE BROUGHT HOME PORK CHOPS. _______MOTHER TERESA TOLD HIM TO GET F***ED. |
I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the Privacy Act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiences.
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